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Yohei Tosaka

Yohei is the clubs resident stoner, and is only capable of three things, getting caned, sleeping, and beating off. Aprt from that we don't even know what Yohei does, or if he really exists. Maybe he's an apparition built up of everything dear to student life. He specialises in breaking toes and pointless hats.

Stats

  • SIZE: 6
  • POWER: 6
  • STAMINA: 8.5
  • TECHNIQUE: 7
  • SPEED: 7.5
  • YEARS TRAINED: 10
  • UCL FACTOR: 6.5

Current Status

FullHonoursFuneral

Special Abilities

  • Jay and Silent Bob Ryu Kenjutsu
  • Jauntily angled hat
  • Sleeping with his mouth as wide open as Wookie Hole

Weaknesses

  • Unless you have not guessed already, anything that makes him think a 4 hour walk to get a pizza is a "goo...goo... heheheheh... good idea"

Quotes

  • Did you hear his kiai?! It sounds like hes telling you he's warm!
  • What do you mean we're on? I've got the munchies and I want to go to sleep.
  • Fuck you man, I like this hat.