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Will Wright

Young Master Wright is a stock broker, but don't let that put you off, because hes actually a really nice guy. Currently 3rd dan, and a member of the British Team both past and present (after a sabbatical of sorts) Will is one of the more senior and experienced kendoka who visits the club. Will only eats 3 things: Rice, Pork and Dog meat (preferably Irish Setter - mmm, tender....). He used to eat babies as well, but stopped after he figured that they were giving him wind.

Stats

  • SIZE: 6
  • POWER: 7
  • STAMINA: 7
  • TECHNIQUE: 8.5
  • SPEED: 8
  • YEARS TRAINED: 11?
  • UCL FACTOR: 6

Current Status

HonouraryMember

Awards

  • Stock Broker of the Year 2006 (but he broke the glass thingy)
  • Quidditch Monthly's "Super Seeker" award 2005
  • Quidditch Monthly's "Sexiest Quidditch New Comer" award 2002
  • Feature of Quidditch Monthly's "What ever happened to...." spread, Jan 2007

Special Abilities

  • Eating dogs
  • Superhuman patience
  • He's got a sharkskin dou. I know its not a special ability, but I'm jealous, so it deserves a mention.
  • Mounting statues for comedy photos....
  • Robbie Keane-a-like
  • Leaving shinai at bus stops
  • Making fat childern cry

Weaknesses

  • Knee-high boots. That really doesn't need any further explanation. Perv.

Likes

  • Old gay headmaster wizards

Dislikes

  • Voldemort

Quotes

  • Experiamus!
  • Oh go on, please let me call you Biggy
  • I'm not going to get on the lion. There's kids there, do you want me to just go and push them all off?
  • I don't drink Fosters, thats worse than drinking piss.
  • She had a prosthetic arse
  • Great dane shit isn't exactly air freshener
  • They all think I'm Harry Potter and I do quidditch. Wankers.
  • It looks like its made from Rhino scrotum
  • Shes hiding behind Honga's face.
  • After the aftershocks it all went a little bit mad....
  • They closed the bar after I grabbed the post mix dispenser and tried to spray people with it.
  • I think we should dive in a bush
  • Squeal like a pig!!
  • I can't believe Gibbo kissed me. I can still taste him.
  • They must accept Euros, they accept nazi gold
  • That's like wanking without cumming... what's the point?
  • It didn't feel like abuse, 'cause of the way he did it.