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Top Trumps / Roll of Dishounour
This is where the great and the good, past and present, get immortalised with their very own Top Trump profile! Usually insulting, derogatory, libelous, and inflammatory. Which is nothing too different for us anyway, so live with it.
If you have any personal requests for your own before we destroy your reputation, let us know, otherwise you'll have to live with the mess we create. Snoogins.
Here we go....
Active Duty
- Adrian "Biggie" Jones
- Alan "The Southern Comet" Thompson
- Andy "Look at my bogu, isn't it the greatest thing since the last greatest thing ever, which we all know was me" Fisher
- Christopher Constantino Salvatore Chutimai "pretty little thai boy/girl" Meyer
- Emily Knight
- Fred "can I sit on your lap grandma" Amakubo
- Joe
- Jo Hirst
- Joshua Pullar
- Mary "Poppins" Shepperson
- Motoaki Sumi
- Neil "Bongo Billy" Sharp
- Niall
- Nick "Takeda, The Lord Of Destruction" Treen
- Rob Bastin
- Stéphane "that french guy in our club" Helstroffer
- Worm
