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Takenori Nishio

Poor old Takenori. Most members of the club know him as "gero", which is slang in japanese for VOMIT. He once blew chunks in the back of a kendo equipment salesperson's car in Nottingham on the way to keiko, and within 2 seconds of starting had covered himself in a thick coating of last nights dinner. Instead of going to keiko he then spent 2 hours cleaing out the car and airing his jacket, which nobody has seen since. Poor old Gero.
Stats
- SIZE: 6
- POWER: 5
- STAMINA: 7
- TECHNIQUE: 4
- SPEED: 5
- YEARS TRAINED: 1
- UCL FACTOR: 6
Current Status
Special Abilities
- Puking in cars
- Puking on himself
- Puking on Yohei
- Puking and speaking really polite japanese at the same time
- Puking
- Convincing everyone and anyone to join our club at the fresher's fayre, he's got this down to a fine art
- Unlike Brian, fat chicks love him
Weaknesses
- Beer
Quotes
- I can't really drink too much
- I don't fell very well
- I'm terribly sorry, but would you mind every so much pulling the car over?
- Bleeeeeeeeaaaaaaauuuuuuurrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh
- I'm sure I didn't eat that much
- I'll clean the car
