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Takenori Nishio

Poor old Takenori. Most members of the club know him as "gero", which is slang in japanese for VOMIT. He once blew chunks in the back of a kendo equipment salesperson's car in Nottingham on the way to keiko, and within 2 seconds of starting had covered himself in a thick coating of last nights dinner. Instead of going to keiko he then spent 2 hours cleaing out the car and airing his jacket, which nobody has seen since. Poor old Gero.

Stats

  • SIZE: 6
  • POWER: 5
  • STAMINA: 7
  • TECHNIQUE: 4
  • SPEED: 5
  • YEARS TRAINED: 1
  • UCL FACTOR: 6

Current Status

MissingInAction

Special Abilities

  • Puking in cars
  • Puking on himself
  • Puking on Yohei
  • Puking and speaking really polite japanese at the same time
  • Puking
  • Convincing everyone and anyone to join our club at the fresher's fayre, he's got this down to a fine art
  • Unlike Brian, fat chicks love him

Weaknesses

  • Beer

Quotes

  • I can't really drink too much
  • I don't fell very well
  • I'm terribly sorry, but would you mind every so much pulling the car over?
  • Bleeeeeeeeaaaaaaauuuuuuurrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh
  • I'm sure I didn't eat that much
  • I'll clean the car