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Stephane is our resident French member of the club. Being French gives him all sorts of gay, artsy,dancy, prancy, Captain Planet-esque "Heart" powers. This gives him power over all women, croissants and various forms of cheese. Aside from kendo, he enjoys shouting "ooo la laa" whilst being on strike and setting fire to cars on the roadside

mensurations

Current Status

ActiveDuty

Special Abilities

• French power to make women swoon at his feet (he SOOOO poetic after all)
• Gets away with anything because he is french
• Going to the wrong airport

affaires favori

• Boules
• Bicycles
• That girl from the Petit Filous advert
• Petit Filous
• Any recipe involving obscene amounts of garlic and butter
• Petit Filous avec beurre à l'ail
• saying ooh la la during jigeiko (listen for it he does it all the time)

citation

• France was good, I had lots of garlic and butter
• Gatwick? Why are you there, I though we were flying from stanstead?
• When you are being taught about English pudding in France, you are just told about massive packs of jelly (it's called "trifle" stephane).