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Robert "I'm going to kill Mr. Kipling for stealing my recipes" Dirty Knees Goodall

Rob was there at the start. He is one of the select few to stay from the initial intake of freshers of 2004. He has since then been the first to achive his Shodan and took the job of armourer for 2005-2006. He has finished his degree at UCL and so is not currently with us but he is certainly not gone. There is now a big rob shaped hole in our club. In robs own words "But i'm at the club dammit, there is no rob shaped hole, (unless i run to fast at a wall, or someone is cooking pies nearby)". He loves Kata. And anything edible. Rob is also the least funny person you will ever meet.

Stats

  • SIZE: 9
  • POWER: 9
  • STAMINA: -10
  • TECHNIQUE: 5
  • SPEED: 3
  • YEARS TRAINED: 2
  • UCL FACTOR: 7

Current Status

MissingInAction

Special Abilities

  • The amazing and mystifying standing-still-kakarigeiko
  • Recieving slow hand claps
  • knocking over girls half his size in the shiaijo and then saying that she should have moved out of the way.
  • Steamroller men cut
  • Owner of the "Baked Goodalls" brand of pies, "You haven't had it good till you've had a Baked Goodall!"
  • Arm wrestler from hell
  • Worm slayer

Weaknesses

  • Stamina and burning lungs
  • Pies and sweet confectionary
  • Cleaning his knees

WARNING

Goodall is renowned for having dirty knees. When consulted about this his reply was "of course I don't wash my knees, who does? Do any of you?... oh... you do. Damn. Please do put that as a quote" - Request granted

Quotes

  • She should have moved out of the way.
  • You gonna finish that?
  • Fuck you all.
  • Why are you such a bastard tony?
  • That reminds me of the gyaku do I nearly scored against Kamegawa
  • That reminds me of the Kote I nearly scored on Gibbo
  • My lungs were BURNING
  • I think I'm losing my voice, can I sit out please?
  • Tony if you don't shut up Im going to fucking hit you, you bastered!!!!
  • I've got a bone in my leg, can I sit out please?
  • GET OFF ME!!!
  • I thought I was anorexic because every time I looked in the mirror I saw a fat guy looking back, then I realised that I was just fat.
  • Please, do you really think he would win? I would kill him (when asked who would win in a fight him or worm)
  • It probably means he wants to have sex with me
  • -Fred: What about that bit in Borat when he walked around with a dildo up his backside. -Rob: Thats bull shit fred, don't you think you were watching Bore-ass

--This is the funniest thing that has ever come out of gooalls mouth, its down hill from there