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Rob Bastin

Rob Bastin joined UCL kendo club in the last year of his PHD, before working as a merchant banker (not a euphemism) and travelling for a year. He is now training to be a physics teacher. He is currently nidan and helps Neil and Joe herd cats.

Stats

  • SIZE: 5
  • POWER: 5.5
  • STAMINA: 8.5
  • TECHNIQUE: 5.5
  • SPEED: 7.5
  • YEARS TRAINED: 3
  • UCL FACTOR: 6
  • WICKETS: 324
  • RUNS: 8900
  • UNCOMPROMISING INDEX: 8

Current Status

ActiveDuty

Special Abilities

  • The most reasonable human being known to be in existence - maybe he's jesus
  • Probably knows everything about everything and if he doesn't he can make it up and pass it off as if he does
  • Has probably done every sporting activity under the sun, could probably score kote whilst climbing a mountain with a cricket bat

Favourite Carpark

  • The Duck Pond

Fillings of choice for his beloved water pistol

  • Bleach
  • Pea and Ham Soup
  • Jelly

Favourite Food

  • Beans!
  • Jelly

Quotes

  • If you think this is bad you should see how I play cricket
  • Gibbo, thats the funniest thing I've ever heard you say
  • Give me the pitcher, he'll do it for me.
  • You got more out of that than me. The main exhibit in the museum was about Roy Keane
  • I fixed their toilet
  • Is that ET?!
  • I fixed another one of their toilets
  • Oooh, it's like going to the opera
  • Will trawl the markets of Hong Kong for the finest goods money can buy; and then get you an ashtray