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Richard "I'm in a band now" Fulgoni

Richard "Gonze" Fulgoni was one of the member from the start in 2004. He is a music school graduate and ex-sales man so he is one of our mature students, which means he is as cunning as a fox and a tricky kendoka. However "cunning" is only useful when he turns up. Loves Klingons.

Stats

  • SIZE: 6
  • POWER: 5
  • STAMINA: 3.5
  • TECHNIQUE: 6
  • SPEED: 7
  • YEARS TRAINED: 2
  • UCL FACTOR: 7.5

Current Status

MissingInAction

Special Abilities

  • Hardend Welsh Sales technique
  • Drunken Anger attack
  • Jedi Mind Tricks

Weaknesses

  • DRINK
  • Cloaking devices
  • Battling with Kirk for the prize of a pasty
  • Nice hat, gay boy.

Quotes

  • What? your going home? Fucking *unts - *15min rant later* - I hate you all
  • Fucking Brillllyant
  • Thats haynous
  • KAPPLAAAAAAH!!!
  • You all owe me a night out. Except Boris.
  • I'll be there, but I won't have much staying power (thats to the ladies)
  • I could hear your voice, but whatever you were saying left my head before I understood it.
  • Get that fucking light out of my eyes
  • Check out my moustahce, I made it myself
  • Sorry I didn't make practise again. (and again, and again...)