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Nick "Takeda, The Lord Of Destruction" Treen

Nick joined the ranks in 2005. He has since then become a dedicated member. Since being accepted to do his phd. at UCL he is taking the title of Overlord (president) for 2006-2007.

Nick is really a secret agent having completed many missions on behalf of Her Majesty's Secret Service. He can give you a chop to the neck and you would go unconcious. If you are a girl you have no hope, you've fallen for his spy like charms already, only to be killed by the end of the movie

Treen Meaning and Definition 1. (a.) Made of wood; wooden. 2. (a.) Relating to, or drawn from, trees. 3. () pl. of Tree.

Nick is one of the Japanese team members at UCL, and is famous for the first concept which Ant then coined as "cry-wank" (abriviated to "Crank" for easy of addition into a sentence without "crankers" knowing we are talking about them)

The story continues where Treen II ended. Two of the three Prime Evils, Najaf and Tony, have been defeated and their Soulstones have been destroyed, preventing their return. However, the narrator Marius was tricked into surrendering the last Soulstone to a false Archangel Tyrael which was revealed to be Nick, the third brother and last remaining Prime Evil. Marius was subsequently murdered.

Nick is leading an invasion against the northern barbarian lands. His first attack, against the city of Cardiff, capital city of the Barbarian homelands, leads to the stage where TREEN II: Lord of Destruction is set: Ollerton. Situated 2 stops before the end of the Northern Line, it is home to the humans who are sworn protectors of the mountain. Nick is currently besieging the city and destroying any settlements along the way towards the mountain's summit.

System requirements for TREEN II : Lord Of Destruction

  • Mac OS:G3 processor or better, System 8.1 or later, 64MB RAM plus Virtual Memory, 650MB drive space, 4X CD-ROM drive, 256 color display capable of 800x600,
  • Windows: 233 MHz Pentium or better, 32MB RAM, 650MB drive space, 4X CD-ROM drive, DirectX compatible video card, Treen II

Stats

  • SIZE: 6
  • POWER: 6
  • STAMINA: 6.5
  • TECHNIQUE: 6
  • SPEED: 7
  • YEARS TRAINED: 6
  • UCL FACTOR: 8
  • TEMPER: 10

Current Status

ActiveDuty

Arch-Enemies

  • Ernst Stavros Blowfeldt
  • Marius
  • Tyrael

Tall Tales

  • Nicks Wee-Wees story

Special Abilities

  • kote-headbutt nidan waza
  • lord of destruction Treen attack (only when his opponent is close to the edge of the shiaijo though)
  • double agent
  • Throwing Ice at expensive cars

Special Equipment

  • Special communicator to keep in contact with his Hi..Soviet Comrades, with built in laser.
  • Keikogi that turns into a big inflatable balloon, WTF was that about in James Bond, that was clearly bollocks
  • Shinai with gun in the tsuka
  • Walter PPK

Favourite Books

  • The Spy Left Out In The Cold

Awards

  • Bronze medal in kata competition

Weaknesses

  • Kata at Gradings. He's still doing too much shiai kata
  • His hair, which is in dire need of a trim
  • Last minute Concussion

Quotes

  • I was an accidental child
  • I've been trying to list my achievements for today, does getting up count?
  • I think my name has something to do with trees.
  • You can't beat the hungarian horntail with temper, fool
  • You see I would have failed you too if that was your 6th dan
  • USA! USA! USA!
  • Don't talk like that to my boys (noobs which nick mentores)
  • *sobbing* But I said I didn't want to see you guys today...
  • So I posed as a 13 year old girl on an internet chat room to see what would happen
  • VC! VC!
  • Listen to Gibbo's sex and poo stain story
  • It'd have to be a bukkake festival to get that much.
  • Come on Ant, just a little one. no tongues.
  • I can smell my hair again. I think its the heat.
  • My great grandad was the leader of the communist party in Scotland
  • They're selling a lot of tat
  • There's a massive bald dude over there who is going to kill you if you look at him
  • Chiba got bullied
  • I've eaten natto for 14 days in a row
  • I just gave a lesson to the president of Fujifilm. He has a lot of money.
  • I saw a really big frog.
  • I had a fight with a guy on friday night and broke his leg
  • I strangled my cat to death, it was dying and in pain. I have no regrets
  • I'm busy that night, I have to look after my neigbours dog
  • He loves cats! He's a sensitive guy!
  • I can get some apples from my neighbour's garden, he's dead
  • Once when I was younger I timed myself to see if I could break the minute barrier.