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Najaf Ali
Najaf was one of the Founder-Members of UCL Kendo Club, and that makes him a bit special. That and his mummy keeps telling him, and to not mind whatthe other kids say. Najaf is currently 1st dan, and is doing his best to avoid the long arm of the japanese bar as he drinks and shags his way through a year on the JET program. At the moment he is working as a man-whore, like Deuce Bigalo.
For the purpose of worried future employers or anyone Najaf has asked to marry drunk, ALL of the information on this page is true and if you still insist on letting him put A ring on your finger or bash on a keyboard for money: The salary is 2.4 kababvompounds/hour and the dowry is 5 cows
Stats
- SIZE: 5
- POWER: 6
- STAMINA: 2
- TECHNIQUE: 4
- SPEED: 5
- YEARS TRAINED: 4
- UCL FACTOR: -502
Current Status
Special Abilities
- Pissing himself after drinking too much
- Vomming on himself
- Falling asleep drunk on his stairs after only 2 pints
- Nampa Hurricane
Weaknesses
- Any female that ends every word in a vowel
Quotes
- I'm too drunk too handle this
- Why did you have to dress me up like a school girl?
- I know I've only been away for 2 days, but I burnt down my dad's hotel, so I HAD to come back to London. My armour is safe though!
- Oh tony tony tony
- Oh Harro *while putting on his sleazy face*
- And then she started crying
- He said all this while waving his gun around
- (waking up drunk) Where am I? (Tony:you're round mine) .. who's mine?
