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Mary "Poppins" Shepperson
Like Mary Poppins, Mary flew down into the smoggy streets of London, pranced around with Dick Van Dyke and consequently ended up nannying our kendo club.
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Current Status
Special Awards
- Unluckiest with purchasing equipment award
- Mary Poppins Hakama
- "Shepperdson" on zekken, it took fucking ages to deliver as well
Special Abilities
Quotes
- So one of my friends has scurvy
- Why would you eat something that just gives you gout
- When I was drunk I asked my professor how he lost his leg, he got ran over by a tram
- answering the president emails are a constant reminder of why I chose a career where most of the people I meet are dead
- Unfortunately, equestrianism stole our thunder as they had the greatest year in the whole of UCL's history
- I'm going to around this year.
- I try to have as much beer as possible before closing time. Sometimes I make bacon, but that's as far as it goes.
