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Keiichi Ayabe

Young master Keiichi was a temporary member of UCL twice in 2006, for a month per stint, and he said it felt like a prison sentence that would only end in the chair. His grasp of the english language was masterly at worst, and native at times when a quick "in off the pink" was needed. And he loved any woman with boots on, even the fat ugly ones, whose asses he photographed.

Stats

  • SIZE: 7.5
  • POWER: 6
  • STAMINA: 8
  • TECHNIQUE: 9
  • SPEED: 7
  • YEARS TRAINED: Many
  • UCL FACTOR: 5

Current Status

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Special Abilities

  • Running down the side of the motor way

Here's a few of my favourite things

  • that lynx advert
  • wimmin
  • batman
  • UCL!
  • the english language
  • coins on my forehead
  • ankle supports

Quotes

  • ...gay?
  • Err. Poo... Push
  • Slut pumps!
  • Rear.... admirarl
  • er.. in off... the pink?
  • AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (when he comprehends a concept)
  • Keiichi:"ah joe! you want my shinai?!" Joe:"Oh sure! Thanks alot!" Keiichi:"it is broken though...." Joe:"..."
  • Hey Gibbo, is it ok to piss outside in Britain?
  • You couldn't do this in Japan. I love this club
  • POO PUSHER!!!!