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KC Yung

KC (or Mr Yung to you) is the current captain of the Hong Kong Kendo Team, and is 6th dan Renshi. He also used to be a racing driver, but gave it up after losing his entire body apart from his head in an accident because the corners were not straight enough. Following a strange accident in the operation to graft his noggin onto a new body, he was gifted with super powers, and can now fly and see through walls. One day he hopes to invade Wales.

Stats

  • SIZE: 6.5
  • POWER: 7
  • STAMINA: 8
  • TECHNIQUE: 9.5
  • SPEED: 6.5
  • YEARS TRAINED: 84
  • UCL FACTOR: 3

Current Status

HonouraryMember

Favourite Car

  • Souped up 1971 Mini Cooper Turbo

Special Abilities

  • He can see into the very being of your soul
  • He can move at the speed of sound, but only when farting
  • Perfect stillness, as still as a mouse in a house
  • Like DaVinci with free hand circles KC can draw a perfect 15 foot straigh line with his eyes closed

Weaknesses

  • Anything involving perfectly straight lines and the exact centre

Quotes

  • Thats not kendo. I hope I don't have to fight him.
  • I will take pictures of the back of everybody's head
  • I'm going to call these my "Top Shots"
  • Gibbo, you're a *&%$ing bad boy......
  • WAR, HUH, YEAH!
  • When I retire, i'm going to open up a noodle shop here