ucl kendo

ActiveDuty Josh is the main protagonist in the story One Day, where he flounces about wearing hats on at jaunty angles and generally acts like a general douche, by the end of the story you wish them both thouroughly dead. Which is unfortunate because only one of the characters does die in a tacked on "oh i woke up and it was all a dream" style ending. oh should I spoiler that? No it's a shit book anyway.

Awards

almost destroyed the bka after 3 months of kendo

Quotes

• If you say obliterate enough, you probably get a boner
• Joke's on them if they got a boner
• I'm cuntemplating her at the moment.
• Osaka, it's like Voldermort, you can't say it
• So wave your flag!
• JEAN-PIERRE-DUSSOLIER
• I've been getting chubbies all over the shop, but I've resisted the urge
• He's a fifth year, I'd grow a vagina
• If I show her my balls, do you think she'd jack them off too?
• Mate, I'm so much more attractive than you.
• Fuck you, you just pissed on my feet, you can't say anything.
• I had a wank in a bath once and it followed me around
• I'd rather feed an actual pony
• I bet she's wet and steaming right now
• yeah we got really plastered, I think it was the lube
• I bet Katie has had more sex then any of us, she just doesn't remember any of it.