TopTrumps

Jon Fitzgerald

Jon started out kendo in Dartford, but since moving a bit closer to central London last year, and wanting a bit more practise, he has regularly attended keiko at UCl, and hes currently 3rd dan. Jon's special skill is finding stuff about any taikai at any time in Europe, and also having a good moan about pretty much anything. He also has his name in the biggest font possible on his hakama, and as a result it looks like he has sponsored himself.

Stats

  • SIZE: 7
  • POWER: 6
  • STAMINA: 6
  • TECHNIQUE: 7
  • SPEED: 7
  • YEARS TRAINED: 8
  • UCL FACTOR: 5

Current Status

HonouraryMemeber

Special Abilities

  • Having a massive name on his hakama
  • Super moan skill
  • Being under the thumb (he has to go to dance lessons every week....even Gibbo doesn't have to do that!)
  • Clapping

Weaknesses

  • Talking in pigeon Nihongolish
  • Clapping at inappropriate times
  • Budo

Quotes

  • Sorry mate, I can't, I've got to go dancing
  • I hope my Top Trump is going to look really cool (got your wish there.....heh!)
  • *clap* *clap* *clap* FAITOOOOO! FAITOOOO!
  • Oh go on then, just the tip
  • I love cock
  • I'm having an engineer round to look at my crack