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Jo Hirst
Jo Hirst started with UCL in October 2005, which makes her a shiny brand new beginner. Jo is often seen with blood dribbling down her chin, and a blunted chainsaw sticking out of her leg. Never, EVER, ask her how old she is, as your will end up dead, or dying.
Stats
- SIZE: 2
- POWER: 2
- STAMINA: 5
- TECHNIQUE: 4
- SPEED: 1
- YEARS TRAINED: 1
- UCL FACTOR: 8
Current Status
Special Abilities
- Mismarking examination papers
- anti-pigeon sub-sonic kiai (that anthony hates)
- Taking medals in Taikai without actually scoring any ippon....
Quotes
- Is he a gangster?
- Stop taking the piss out of my mum
- Gibbo, I'm not going to kiss Honga just for your entertainment.
