James 'I'm not actually dead, I was just pretending Blamps'
James,as you can see from the picture, is the current social officer for UCL, which means that we have to push him to organise anything and he will more than likely fail his current year. James' hatred of all living matter in the universe borders on the godly, and he aspires to be a dictator powerful enough to wipe out whole countries for breakfast, before moving onto to thermonuclear war for lunch (with a side salad of genocide). In this, his Ant's perfect protege. James's current highscore is sleeping his way through the whole of Jackass 2 in the bogs of the Leicester Square Odeon. What a nob (heh, thats 3 words!).
For the purpose of worried future employers or people who are about to fail me a police background check, none of the information on this page is true and any that is has been stretched for the purpose of humour. Please take no part of this seriously.
Stats
- SIZE: 6.5
- POWER: 4
- STAMINA: 6
- TECHNIQUE: 3
- SPEED: 7.5
- YEARS TRAINED: 1
- UCL FACTOR: 7.5
Current Status
Special Awards
- Best Elvis-Presley-Dead-On-The-Toilet-In-A-Cinema-Impression award
Special Abilities
- Unwavering beligerence in the face of anything and everything
- Totally unprejudiced - he despise all life with equal fervour
- He looooves the re-fried beans
- Can't get a good nights sleep without hugging a can of Super Bock
Quotes
- Well done, here's your fuckign blue peter badge
- They're all communists in Scotland
- I don't want to eat the re-fried beans
- I hate poodles...my nan has one and its a yappy little sod
- I think jousting would be right up their street
- I want more blind people in the club so I can pull faces at them without them knowing
- You're not going to kill me, are you...?
- Your sempai needs you! man up!
- You look lame, why don't you join kendo?
- Everyone has an inner cranker
