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Hyun Hong Cho

Hyung Hong Cho (or Honga) is a previous captain of the Korean National Ladies Team, was a teacher at Yonsei University in Korea, and is 4th dan. So shes a bit hard. And shot away. Currently flitting between Seoul and London once every 3 or 4 months or so, she comes to UCL whenever she is in London. Apart from this, Honga is clinically insane, and also has muscles bigger than your head. The rumour is that she can beat Alan in arm wrestling. Like Will, Honga enjoy's a nice dog by the fire, sprinkled with hot sauce, garnished with salad and served with a kilo of rice (which is sprinkled with dog-flakes and prozac).

Stats

  • SIZE: 4
  • POWER: 4
  • STAMINA: 9
  • TECHNIQUE: 8
  • SPEED: 9
  • YEARS TRAINED: 12
  • UCL FACTOR: 3

Status

HonouraryMember

Special Abilities

  • Calling Adrian "Pavarotti". I don't think she even knows what his real name is...
  • Violence. Honga is the most violent woman you will ever meet. Battered husband springs to mind.
  • Super Spicy Meal of Death (I think all koreans have this ability)

Weaknesses

  • Any alcohol is like a blockage to the reason-centre of her brain, and usually results in Tony Adams-esque violence

Quotes

  • Honya-!
  • Mongchonga-!
  • You have a small cock
  • But you don't like that.....
  • Your momma
  • It's a love triangle, he likes him and he likes him and he likes him!
  • To Theo: "Are you waiting for your boyfriend?"
  • Maybe he likes it in him?
  • I'm so angry! I almost cried! They have to change EVERYTHING!
  • You've never kissed a girl?!
  • Jo, lets kiss! It'll be fun!
  • Korean arseholes are really strong!