TopTrumps
Fred "can I sit on your lap grandma" Amakubo
This our current equipment officer Fred. He currently sports a wide arrange of hats, all of them look gay, aside from Kendo, fred enjoys partaking in other bizarre pasttimes a sample of which you can see above, this unfortunately impacts on the amount of times he turns up to kendo. This is what one would commonly call, totally lame. Fred also does not understand the concept of toes.
Stats
- SIZE: 4
- POWER: 5
- STAMINA: 4
- TECHNIQUE: 3
- SPEED: 4
- YEARS TRAINED: 1
- UCL FACTOR: 6
Stories
Some lame anecdote about CCTV and urine, it's not as funny as I make it sound
Special Awards
- Gayest hat, why he wears it is beyond me
Special Abilities
- Being gay
- Loves vomiting.
- Not seeing anything wrong with jerking off in a room he is sharing with another person.
Quotes
- I'm gay
- Are you going to put that quote up on the website? (no fred, i'm not you never say anything funny)
- So I was doing fumikomi suburi on concrete and accidently almost fell down a manhole
- That's not right, you've got one toe and four fingers... right?
- I lost my jizz
- Andy: Fred, what's this about your grandma, do you have some sort of grandma complex or something?
- Fred: Yes...
- Can`t I have a wank in peace?
