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Dipak Choudry

Young Dipak joined us at the start of the new academic year, having graduated from Kent Uni, and made his first tentative steps into what the rest of us call "The Real World". Dipak came 1st in the 2006 Kyu Grade Individuals at the University Championships, so we welcomed him with open arms. That and he was carrying a big plate of chips covered in sausages, and you don't say no to sausage and chips! Eat it!

(Dipak died on the 11th Novermber 2006. He was killed in action fighting bravely against Akai Ryu B-team. His sacrifice for UCL will not be forgotten and he has been given a full honours funeral. He is survived by two sausages and a bowl of chips)

Stats

  • SIZE: 7.5
  • POWER: 5
  • STAMINA: 7
  • TECHNIQUE: 6
  • SPEED: 6
  • YEARS TRAINED: 4
  • UCL FACTOR: 2

Current Status

KilledInAction

Special Abilities

  • Whole-bowl-of-chips-all-in-one-go nuki waza special
  • Yoshi's secret love child

Special Awards

  • The UCL Spirit-of-the-Lion award, for bravely getting up and trying to hit a guy on the head after he had blatantly just ripped his (fucking enormous) calf muscle to bits. Gone, but not forgotten....

Quotes

  • Get the breakfast, you can swap the tomatoes for a sausage!
  • Hello mate, I'll have a breakfast, and can I swap the tomato for a sausage, and have an extra sausage.
  • I didn't know Richard and Joe would be that loud.
  • I live at the end of the Northern Line, in Morden, That's not even in London.
  • Do they carry tranquillizers onboard planes?
  • I have this thing where I always fart when I am in a kendo shop
  • He's a 17 year old boy, surrounded by 3 mid-twenty manchilds
  • We're all metrosexuals here
  • Dude, in this position, my balls are getting seriously fanned. ooooh that feels real good.
  • Can't I have my own bass time? I've got tits
  • Dude, can I ask you something? Why are your nipples hard?