Such pleasure of solitude
could never be expressed.
Who needs a girl in nude,
when you’re not depressed?
Chris Meyer 16

Now I stand alone, isolated, and lonely. Waiting.
Solitude is a word I know too well.
It makes me strong.
Chris Meyer 17

Chris is half thai half swiss, and arrived at UCL within the 28 day limit set by the website that we bought him from. He also likes everything he does to look a little "different", like gluing spare bits from Action Man onto Barbie. He is currently 2nd Kyu, having had his grade awarded to him in a pub, and can often be seen frequenting various back alley establishments in Soho, and sticking up dubious postcards in phone boxes on Tottenham Court Road.

Stats

• SIZE: 7
• POWER: 5
• STAMINA: 5
• TECHNIQUE: 5.5
• SPEED: 6.5 (or -1 depending on whether he can be bothered to move)
• YEARS TRAINED: 3
• UCL FACTOR: 3

CurrentStatus

ActiveDuty

Special Abilities

• Ambiguos gender
• Battling the joker in skin tight black leather with weapons of a dubious sexual nature
• squealing like a girl

Weaknesses

• Anything black sheer and leather
• Internet "purchases"
• Sailor Moon

Quotes

• I'm a thai boy
• I got some bad cuts on the palms of my hands, but the gloves were untouched...
• In Thailand you have to drink it neat
• I don't know how I got there, but I woke up in my girlfriends flat
• Discrimination! Thai lady boys have rights too!
• We got on the wrong train from cambridge and are heading the opposite way to London. What do we do?
• In Thailand, growing up and watching Sailor Moon was good.
• We own about 6 houses in Thailand.... sometimes you want to go somewhere different in the weekend
• I flew economy class once
• My last sensei came into our dorm the night before a shiai and said "Remember... No Masturbation"
• Speaking of tanks, my dad is trying to sell Polish tanks to the Thai government
• I always get free whores in Thailand
• I`d rather be constipated
• The japanese are so impatient, they can`t even wait for their fish to cook
• so this is where you can eat and drink half naked with complete strangers
• something disturbs me ... one of the main purpose of this trip was to check out hot girls, however, i've seen more naked grown men in this past week than my entire life combined
• Chris can never refuse meat!
• Oh are you guys talking about Golden showers! I asked my girlfriend but she said no...
• When we go to japan can we try the dicklickaseas (delicacies).
• Oh! That's why he always calls me cock.
• My penis is beautiful
• Use vagisil
• God must exist, otherwise how would I be so beautiful?