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Bill Ted Andy
Contrary to popular opinion, and his zekken, his first name is not Bill, and its also not Andy, which he usually tells people. It's Ted. And you'd do well to learn it. He carries a fine line in kevlar bougu boxes on wheels, his current one is indestructible and lined with lead, so you can't even see in it at airports. This helps him smuggle bad cheese and novelty Eiffel Tower statues into the Dominincan Rebulic of Congoslovakia, where he was born, next to Eva.
Stats
- SIZE: 4
- POWER: 5
- STAMINA: 6.5
- TECHNIQUE: 6
- SPEED: 6
- YEARS TRAINED: 3
- UCL FACTOR: 5
Current Status
Favourite Food
- Margherita Pizza
- Any vegetable (but not the wheelchair, it gets stuck in his teeth)
Special Abilities
- Looking like a grandad - he's only 27....
- Hello Stoney
Quotes
- I don't know how old I am
- I told everyone at work
- And together we are WYLD STALLYNS!
- I'm a vegetarian
- I can't cook, so I usually have pizza
- That pizza was great
- Surprise surprise! Did you win a car?
