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Anthony "Skeletor" Scott

Anthony Scott is, right as we speak, 5th dan and the previous Captain of the British team. Snoogins. As well as this, Scotty was seperated at birth from his twin brother, Skeletor - star of He-Man Masters of the Universe. As you can see from the picture above they bear more than a passing resemblance to each other. Scotty eats babies, is not actually scottish and one day wants to be a street cleaner.

Stats

  • SIZE: 3.5
  • POWER: 6
  • STAMINA: 7
  • TECHNIQUE: 8.5
  • SPEED: 8.5
  • YEARS TRAINED: 12
  • UCL FACTOR: 1

Current Status

HonouraryMember

Arch-Enemy

  • He-man

Special Abilities

  • Getting knocked over by Ulmer
  • Bat fink dou
  • Licensed to Kill
  • Singing whilst driving.....it has to be heard to be believed....

Toilet Paper

  • In Japan, Scotty has an entire range of toilet and hand tissues named after him. Its true!

Quotes

  • Oh god, I've got that bloody german who keeps knocking me over...
  • I'm colour blind. Is that a red light?
  • A-womba-way
  • In the jungle, the mighty jungle
  • I'm having dinner with my Aunt's friend. I've never met her and I don't know what she looks like. I hope she recognises me.
  • I'll have the pancakes.
  • I nearly broke my back making my bed
  • Bloody hell, I'm next to you again. I thought I might have gotten away from you because we bought our tickets from seperate places....