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Worm
Worm (Anthongy Griffiths) has earned one of the worst nicknames in UCL. Aside from being a worm, he also enjoys impersonating goats during shiai. Although this isn't as bad as it once was, he still sounds like a goat. Sort of like moving from being the little billy goat gruff to the middle billy goat gruff: Still raped by a troll under the bridge
Stats
- SIZE: 6
- POWER: 5
- STAMINA: 5
- TECHNIQUE: 5
- SPEED: 5
- YEARS TRAINED: 1
- UCL FACTOR: 7
Current Status
Special Awards
- Worst kiai ever
- Worst nickname ever
- Worst arm wrestler ever
Special Abilities
- Mid-shiai farmyard impressions
- A Bizarre and probably misplaced addiction to cheap, shit noodles (maybe because his arms look like noodles?)
- Has 2 brothers, the big billy goat gruff and the little billy goat gruff
Quotes
- Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh (Thats his kiai)
- My mum put my make up on for me.
- I left my noodles at the pub
- I went to Sweden expecting nothing but hot blondes and ikea and there was neither
- When are my grandparents going to die?
- I once told my brother he was a 27 year old loser who lives in a cupboard and he started crying
- That's what you did as a cranker before the internet, you had to invade small countries instead of wanking to porn
- So during that last shiai I thought I had shit myself durning a hiki-men. Turns out I did shit myself
- His dou looks like an old man's foreskin
- Is that how you spell vagacil
- How do you spell vagisil again
- She doesn't know about feeding the pony, she just bleeds and cries
