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Andy, 3rd dan and also another member of the national team, recently joined the UCL Legion of Doom after moving to London from that hazy region of nether-space called "the north". A young imbecile, Andy is obsessed with his hair, which rather unfortunately is the same colour as the inside of a jaffa cake, thus earning him the title "wanker". He is a photographer by trade and keeps trying to convince Nick to take part in some "tasteful spreads".

Stats

• SIZE: 6
• POWER: 7
• STAMINA: 7
• TECHNIQUE: 7
• SPEED: 8.5
• YEARS TRAINED: 5
• UCL FACTOR: 5

Current Status

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Special Abilities

• Blue Steel
• LaTigra (mostly for catalogues and shoes)
• Magnum

Weakness

• Anything he thinks looks stylish but the rest of the world thinks looks shit
• Any technique that doesn't involve koteuchi

Quotes

• My bougu is going to look fantastic. At the moment all I have is the bag.
• I've been in London for 3 days and I've already got 6 points on my license and 2 fines.
• I'm normally a really good driver, but I wasn't expecting the police down here to actually do stuff.
• My armour is going to be later. They are taking pictures of it for their website...
• This is bloody great, 3 shinai, 1 bokutō and 1 suburi bokutō all in one bag! And from a style point of view it makes me wet and tingly.
• You're alright, you look cool. He just looks strange.
• The swedish team have called me "kote-machine"
• I was just dying during the suburi and some 6 year old girl wearing a pink hakama was just looking at me saying "what the fuck is wrong with you?"
• You should of seen his face, it was like someone had taken a shit in his bowl of cornflakes
• Have you never used your shoe to bang a dildo into a woman's arse?