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Alfred Ding

Alfred is another member of the orignal group who started in the first year of the club. He hasn't held any position of responsibility in the club, other than court jester. His special shiai kendo, which involves impresions of Godzilla, is the stuff of myth.

Stats

  • SIZE: 7.5
  • POWER: 6
  • STAMINA: 5
  • TECHNIQUE: 5
  • SPEED: 2
  • YEARS TRAINED: 2
  • UCL FACTOR: 9

Current Status

Special Abilities

  • Godzilla-ryu kendo
  • Fearless nampa
  • Becoming the brightest reddest drunk you have ever seen
  • A flawless impression of Dr Zoidberg

Weaknesses

  • Anything that can't say "NO! stop touching me!"

Quotes

  • Prrrrrrrrrr
  • Tony, I love you!
  • Hell I'm Alfred Ding, can I have you phone number?
  • (pause) ..... actually no.
  • I want to come to kendo but it is ball squeezing time at work at the moment)