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Adrian "Biggie" Jones

Adrian is the most Welsh English man you will ever find. He joined UCL kendo club in 2005, and is currently 2nd Dan. He is a sound member of the club giving it a distinct shade of Camo and beanies. He films all the competitions that UCL crashes into and produces very plush dvd's of the event. These will be available in the UCL Kendo Club shop, next to Backdoor Babysitters 14.

Stats

  • SIZE: 10
  • POWER: 10
  • STAMINA: N/A
  • TECHNIQUE: N/A
  • SPEED: N/A
  • YEARS TRAINED: 5
  • UCL FACTOR: 7

Status

ActiveDuty

Weaknesses

  • Pasties and army shite

Special Abilities

  • The Valley-Cleaver shomen uchi
  • Gold award in the "15 Pies in 15 Minutes" challenge
  • eBay Armourer
  • looking like Pavarotti to small korean women
  • His uncanny ability to look like anybody
  • His collection of "artistic photos". Little bit for your dad.

Quotes

  • I'M NOT WELSH!
  • I'm only having the saveloy, I don't want chips.
  • They didn't even realise that the grenade they were featuring belonged to me!
  • He hur he he Hur he he hur. Piss.
  • Cream Egg
  • She had poo dribbling down her legs
  • We had to take my gran into the garden and hose her down
  • Do it again, my camera wasn't ready!
  • What about wheelchair-kickboxing?
  • Compared to him I'm positively anorexic.
  • After that curry you can tell it's going to be a five shit day
  • Look at that fat kid in the window, and his fat mum