This is a rough guide to what we'll be practising on the different days of the week. And changes will be put here in big flashing lights. Or not.
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Hello, I'm Neil, and I'm the one on the left and I'm the Instructor for UCL Kendo Club. My job is to make sure everyone A. shouts B. stamps C. moves there arms up and down a bit. I have been practicing Kendo since Nov 2002 and am currently 2nd Dan.
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Joe Tsoi, Assistant Instructor
I'm Joe, I started kendo as student at UCL and here I am, many years later having to help teach new beginners, this puts me in the gray area between student and instructor rather like the way this hair cut puts me in the gray area between male and female.
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Hello, I'm Emily, I like baking.... and cats. So if you like cats, I'll like you!
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Hi, my name is Anthony, I am the social officer. This is my interpretation of socializing. Yes that is makeup I am wearing.
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Other Sempai
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UK squad member and generally very friendly person. But he could probably crush your skull in his hand. Likes Rice, Kimchee, and dog meat.
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Hard. Can probably crush anything he likes in his hand. Likes British Army Tactical Helmets and guns.
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Extremely hardcore. And at times, also a little bit camp. Like Dale Winton. Or Scooby Doo.
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He's run off back to Japan now. Pretty damn hardcore, when he's awake. Which actually isn't that often. This picture is how we all know him. To be honest, we don't even know what hes like when he's awake.
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Not much is known about the Malaysian Marauder. All we know is a bizarre love of long vegetables, and Godzilla kendo
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Although not actually a member of UCL Kendo Club, KC is there at least once a week. Currently KC is two things: The ex-captain of the Hong Kong kendo team. And that makes him special. He occaisionally sports a moustache, and in his younger days held a valid F3 racing drivers license.
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Najaf Ali, Attempting to bang everything around in Japan
Used to spend most of his time staring at the Japanese sun setting, reminiscing about how great UCL Kendo Club is, now that he has gone. He has subsequently been abducted by the pornographers and is being whored on the streets of Morioka. Likes to toss the salad, and has the hairiest back you have ever seen. Has been thrown off the JET programme for filming 'boner jams 2007' in his apartment, featuring a five way felching grand slam taped while running lines of coke off his landlords dog 'snootch'. Currently living in Tokyo.
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Stuart Gibson, Not allowed to bang everything around in japan
Having departed the sunny climes of Arstor College, I now reside in the coldest country on earth, wear all the girls permanently where boiler suits and under no circumstances dress like bunny girls or french maids to hand out mobile phone pamphlets. What hell....
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Nick Treen, Totally Banging it around in Japan
Hi, I'm Nick, I decided that a barrell roll down the tube escalators the day before I left for Japan was a brilliant idea and I have been doing Kendo since I was 16.
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Anthony Wadlow, Getting paid to make children cry
Hi, I'm Anthony and I was the club President/Treasurer/Social Officer. I am an even bigger loser than Joe as I committed crimes so grave that I had to move to Canada to "lay low" and therefore can not hang around UCL pretending that i am still a student. I have been doing martial arts since I was 16.
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JAMES COME BACK WE MISS YOU
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Hi, my name is actually Suguru.You probably think I am totally cool because I am Japanese, You have never been more wrong
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